Funny Stuff
The Bad News About The Good News
Ogden Nash's Trash
Untitled Love Poem
Men of the Ninetees
The Secret Jesus Diary
Thrashbadger Coed Ultimate History
SAI Press Release
Corporate Poetry
The Night Before Cricksmas
written for Dave Crickenberger's departure from Dendrite
The CTS Song
written for my departure from Dendrite
working title - in honor of connie and phil shirley
written for their retirement and departure from SAI.
Others
Y2K: A Dream Come True
Pictures
Translations of Kosher Bazooka Bubble Gum
(don't forget to read right-to-left!) [721KB]
Writings Whose Pleasure Is Not Sourced In Humor
Untitled
The King
R
obert I. Konigsberg -
King of the Etherworld